Forks&Hoes.

Ha! ha! ha! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! This is tasty! Yay! What is it? Huh? Shh! It's a surprise! Pickle Surprise! Pickle Surprise! Take an english muffin Spread Sandwich Spread. Plop the ham thusly, please. Hum? Did I say, Ham? Hammmmm... Hammmmm! Ham! Hammmmmm... Pickle Surprise! Ha! ha! Where's the pickle? Heheheh! That's the surprise! Tee-hee! Pickle Surprise!
~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
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princetavros:

clumsyoctopus:

optimisticduelist:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

oh my god look at the little baby

oh no 
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal

omgggg

princetavros:

clumsyoctopus:

optimisticduelist:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

oh my god look at the little baby

oh no 

shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal

omgggg


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vvolare:

pluviam:

galasai:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

what

I cnat breataher my GOD

THE DARK LORD SATAN

I AM ACTUALLY TRASHING AROUND IN MY BED AND FIGHTING BACK SCREAMS OHMYGOFDDAF

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)


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~ Tuesday, May 29 ~
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mcgoats:

oh my god

(Source: halliebadger)

Tags: why do i not play this all the time
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venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

Tags: QWOP perfect cosplay
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(Source: pamela-jane)


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colorfulrussianfireworks:

just a normal day at the dildo factory 


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teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH


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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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did-yuo-kno:

—whatdidyousay:

ok… really? the person who made this seriously needs to retake kindergarden. really? really? 
Did you know?
When someone makes a post like this and claims it to be a fact, they’re thought of to be stupid. Also, ANIMALS DON’T HAVE ANY ACCESS TO A COMPUTER WHAT SO EVER!

I thought she was being sarcastic but then she messaged me:

Oh.

did-yuo-kno:

—whatdidyousay:

ok… really? the person who made this seriously needs to retake kindergarden. really? really? 

Did you know?

When someone makes a post like this and claims it to be a fact, they’re thought of to be stupid. Also, ANIMALS DON’T HAVE ANY ACCESS TO A COMPUTER WHAT SO EVER!

I thought she was being sarcastic but then she messaged me:

Oh.

Tags: If you take anything from did-yuo-kno seriously congratulations you're a certified dumbass
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~ Thursday, May 24 ~
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kateppirie:

natasha o’keeffe. aka sadie from lipservice. 

kateppirie:

natasha o’keeffe. aka sadie from lipservice. 

Tags: natasha o'keeffe
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Oh Joan

Poor, poor Joan

Tags: Eurovision Joan Franka Netherlands
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(Source: ellimist)


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did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.

did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.


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worstcat:

Get out of there.

worstcat:

Get out of there.

Tags: cat bad cat
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worstcat:

Bad cat, supporting monarchies.

worstcat:

Bad cat, supporting monarchies.

Tags: cat bad cat worst cat royalty
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cosmo tip #249

expertcosmotips:

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

Tags: i always do this ngl how is this not normal?
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